Meet Giuseppe.

He runs your website, your menu, your Google Maps listing, and your reviews. A reliable employee that never gets tired, never sleeps, and doesn’t complain.

Giuseppe — the clay chef, the Giuseppe Labs mascot
Employee of the monthGiuseppe
Employee record
PositionWebsite, menu & Google Maps manager
Hours24/7 — does not sleep
Salary400 PLN / month, flat
Payroll taxesNone
Sick days taken0
Complaints filed0
Brings his ownWebsite — like a chef brings knives
+63%calls from Google Maps after 90 days
3 sfrom tap to a full, priced menu
100%of reviews answered — with your approval

Why Giuseppe was brought into this world.

Two problems, one outcome: potential customers go to your competitors.

Problem 1 — The hungry guest

“What can I eat here, and what does it cost?”

A hungry person taps an interesting listing and lands on a Facebook page, an Instagram, or an old website with last year’s PDF menu. No prices, no new dishes. Frustrated, they skip you and scroll to the next listing.

Problem 2 — The busy owner

“I’ll update the website when things calm down.”

Logging into a CMS to change menus and hours is tedious — while guests wait, Uber Eats drivers queue, and inventory orders pile up. Daily lunch posts, review replies, and real local SEO never make it to the top of the list. The web presence goes stale, and visibility fades with it.

Giuseppe looking up and pointing at three clay objects floating above his head: a website, a Google Business Profile and a priced menu

So Giuseppe solves both.

He brings a beautiful bespoke website with a priced menu, accessible within 3 seconds of landing — and removes the entire workload of maintaining it: the website, the Google Business Profile, the reviews, the blogs.

  • Hungry guests see the menu and prices instantly — no detours
  • Owners text one message instead of fighting a CMS

You text him just like a regular employee.

Thanks to Giuseppe, everything is always up to date. Snap a photo of the new printed menu, send today’s lunch, mention Friday’s live music — he handles the rest on his own.

Giuseppe typing a message on his phone
Telegram — Giuseppe
New menu starts tomorrow. 📎 photo of the printed menu
Today’s lunch: tomato soup, pork tenderloin, apple pie
Live music this Friday. Put it on the website
Done. 14 menu items updated on the website and Google Maps, lunch special is live, and Friday’s event is posted. Two dishes had no price on the photo — I left them off until you confirm.

No app to learn. No dashboard. Just a message.

Your Google Maps menu always matches your website.

Your restaurant’s profile stays active with fresh posts, today’s lunch specials, and upcoming events. While you work or take time off, Giuseppe writes website content that attracts new guests directly from search engines.

Giuseppe trzymający kartę menu i pinezkę Google Maps z tą samą ceną

Menu sync

One source of truth. Change a price once, it changes on the website and Google Maps.

Giuseppe przypinający nową kartkę do tablicy pełnej postów i wydarzeń

Business profile, kept alive

Fresh posts, lunch specials, events — the profile never looks abandoned.

Giuseppe piszący wpis na bloga na laptopie

Content while you rest

Blog posts written for search — new guests find you while you’re off the clock.

Giuseppe holding a pencil beside three clay Google reviews, each showing five gold stars

He reads every single Google review.

Giuseppe drafts a response and sends it for your approval. One click, and it’s published. He will never reply on your behalf without your permission.

Draft reply — awaiting your approval
“Thank you for flagging the wait on Saturday — we were short-staffed and it showed. Your next visit, the first round is on us.”

You hire him for 400 PLN a month.

No social security contributions, payroll taxes, or hidden overhead. A brand-new website is included — Giuseppe brings it with him, like a great chef comes to work with their own knives. Modern, tailored to your venue: your colors, your vibe.

Giuseppe with one arm extended, a glowing clay website floating above his open palm
400 PLN/ month
  • New website, built for your venue — included
  • Menu updates from a photo, via Telegram
  • Google Business Profile posts & menu sync
  • Search-focused blog content, written for you
  • Review replies drafted — published only with your OK
  • Social security, payroll taxes, sick days, complaints
Book a 15-min call

No contracts. He leaves quietly if it’s not working.